ozma914: mustache Firefly (mustache)
( Feb. 6th, 2019 11:41 pm)
Let me run this scenario past you. Your significant other says, "You never use your imagination when you get me gifts!"

So Instead of flowers or chocolate, this year you give her flower-shaped chocolate.

Let me know how sleeping on the couch works out.

Or, you can get them a book about Valentine's Day! Now that I think about it, maybe you should have it delivered with flowers ... just in case.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1936955040





A bunch of us got together a few years ago to write this humor anthology, and it could save your romantic life ... unless you got a copy last year, too. In that case--unless you have a different significant other--you might want to consider lingerie. Or, um ... chocolate flavored lingerie in a flower print.

Or you could gift them one of my romantic comedy novels. But a book that actually has a Valentine on the cover is pretty appropriate.
He's here!

Don't be scared.



https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/700221

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-very-true-legends-of-ol-man-wickleberry-and-his-demise-joleene-naylor/1125700942

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MZF588Q/

(Free on Smashwords and Barnes and Noble, but still set at 99 cents on Amazon. Which isn't an unreasonable price for an eight story anthology. Just the same, Ol' Man Wickleberry's working on it, so keep checking back.)
 I’m working on a short story for an anthology planned for January, because I don’t have enough to do. So far I’m having a lot of fun with it—unlike my book-length works, I didn’t outline this, so it veered off to strange places.

 

Part of the fun for me is that I’m connecting the story to another literary effort of mine, at least a little. The big announcement for that will come out in my first newsletter, as soon as I get a few more subscribers. (You can subscribe at www.markrhunter.com.) If it hasn’t come out by the time of our author appearance on November 16th (at the library in Albion), you can just show up and pry it out of me—I’m a notorious blabbermouth in person.

 

(Well, Emily says I babble when I’m nervous.)

 

(She also says I parenthesis too much.)

"I know you're writing, but ... what about me?"

 
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