SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK
The first hundred people to visit my website could win a Ginsu knife set! Yeah, I'm totally making that up.
( By the way, if you decide to visit it’s www.MarkRHunter.com, and you have to type in that R. (Reliable is my middle name. No, honest. Or is it Recluse?) That’s because there are 7,839,274 Mark Hunters on the internet, and over twelve thousand of them are writers. In fact, if you type that web address in without the middle initial you’ll get the website of a Mark Hunter who starts by explaining he’s the other Mark Hunter – and not one of those others is me. (I just discovered that there's even another Mark R Hunter on Facebook -- my R has the period after it, and his doesn't.) )