*sigh*

911 call just came in: A man's running down a state highway -- sans clothing. He's described as tall and skinny. And pale. And, I'm guessing, covered with mosquito bites.

So many puns, so little time.

Huh.

I've been wanting to someday put up a post listing all the fanfiction I've written. Turns out it's already been done:

http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Ozma914

A completely automated system, apparently.

next week's column: Taking the Fall for Autumn

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK

( Here in Indiana we spend six months trying to get the heat and humidity out of our homes, and the next six months trying to get it right back in. That’s just wrong, and possibly a plot by Big Oil. It doesn’t snow in Saudi Arabia, what do they care? )