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Beowulf had ... um, how can I put this? Digestive upset. Lower digestive upset. All over the house, and we have brown shag carpeting.

Now I know what it feels like to be clearing mines on hands and knees, never knowing when you're going to contact one.

He's much better, by the way. Emily only woke me to help once, but I think she was awake for over 24 hours, so she's probably in worse shape than he is right now. As for me, I can confirm that bending over the brown carpeted stairs, looking for more brown to clean, is hard on the back.

There's so much baking soda on the floor, it looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy broke in and I took him out with a shotgun.