column: Losing Cemetery Vote Buries Candidacy

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK

 

            Okay, so now that I’ve lost the Town Council primary election, I can tell you all how I really feel.

            Well, I just feel lousy.

( Actually, as I write this the primary election hasn’t been held yet, but I face stiff competition after learning that, Chicago style, people in Rose Hill Cemetery voted against me. (Stiff competition – get it? Never mind.) Basically, the election is on a Tuesday and I need to have this column ready the next day, a week from now but last week as you read it. Don’t you hate time travel stories? )